Blogging While Inebriated!

Okay! I would like to have sex with a woman now. I haven't have sex while drunk in my years...maybe the last time was with a man back in the 80's.

Oh man, what I have missed out on! Anyway, there is nothing better in life than tequila and woman. Oh let's be honest shall we?

Life should be fun! But I believe that you have to stretch the good times out a little to really appreciate them...but not too far!

I had fun with my friends this evening at the bar as we finally got to watch the poll dancers preform. L and I decided we were surprised they were as big as they were and "white". Lilly white!

L thought or rather expected them to be as slendar as she and I are.

I am in good shape. Last week I ran five to the gym, swam for an hour, worked out for at least 20 minutes than ran the five miles back home again. I did this five times last week: Sun., Mon., Tues., I skipped Wednesday then ran etc., Thursday morning and Friday. Friday I had the pool to myself for about at least 20 minutes.

Remember I'm inebriated right now! One of these days...oops I forgot my point.

One of these days, I will have sex and love from the same person and she and I will be very happy and spend many (or most) days and nights together. I will truly feel loved

Dang dog is buggy the shit out of me....she ate and drank, now she'll probably pee again in the house. And it stinks strong. Makes me want to gag! I'm trying not to give her so much water at night. Hell, it 2 AM, I just got

home from partying.

Hey, universe? Where is my dream girl? Where is the love of my life. Make her feminine and very sweet and loving and pretty with long hair. And let me love her very much and make love to her (and her me) all the time. We spend most nights together. I'm looking so forward to meeting and loving her. Hey, don't wait so long...time is wasting.

I can't keep my eyes open, so I'm going to bed now. I just ate a couple of chicken wings, mashed potatoes and peas.....I'll sleep good!

I may have to shampoo the carpet again tomorrow..dang dog has it stinking. Help me god!

Give me strength and love....hey I spell that foul carpet! Dang dog!

She is 15 years old and still bugs the het out of mean.